occasionally funny @trashfuturepod/@wtyppod/@killjamesbond podcastnik. she/her but they/them if you’re mad at me

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined February 2009
just perfectly tripped over vacuum cleaner cable and fell on my face lmao
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Replying to @AliceAvizandum
My "recreating depressing rust-belt towns" experience is *really* hampered by all the goofy vehicules
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Feeling the sudden, destructive urge to get back into Cities Skylines
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Within me are two wolves, ‘wanting the game to load’ and ‘hating all the default buildings and vehicles’
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sir I hate your ass so fucking much man
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I would like to be able to install one (1) mod that’s like ‘good buildings’ and another one (1) mod that’s like ‘good vehicles’ and play the thing
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a third mod that makes pollution brown instead of purple
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my modlist, which I call Whimsy Remover,
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how to remove donut van. how to remove doughnut van. remove donut van how. how
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what I actually want is a sort of minority report AI thing I can flap my hands at and go ‘okay let’s do a British city today’ and it does all the work disabling and enabling stuff for me
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perfectly dodges every bullet of gender dysphoria to release a podcast on time
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"The heavier you are the harder it is to be kidnapped. Save yourself. Eat tacos HERE."
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As we know the military never uses construction equipment for anything.
“Military equipment” These are tractors that have been painted green
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"Correction: An earlier version said Israel banned the Palestinian flag. In reality, the flag is merely banned."😂🤷🇵🇸🍉
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the whole comic if anyone is interested is here harkavagrant.com/index.php?i…
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(Christine extends two fingers, mimes attaching something between them, then pushes a finger into a clenched fist while raising one eyebrow.) [Perception 7/8] You want me to... pull your finger?
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Hrnh… pegging? You mean the sexual activity where a woman uses a strap-on to penetrate her partner? Yeah…
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Gaming is an escape from real life. Most people have to much real work and no relationships. You on the other hand...
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