Game Director for computer games • Writer • Former Designer • Used to Write Comics • Co-Author of 'Campaigns & Companions' OUT NOW! Not Rep’d by anyone.

Reigate, England
Joined February 2015
DM: ‘You come to large wooden door’ Cat: ‘I knock at the door’ DM: ‘An orc opens it and growls at you to come in’ Cat: ‘I do nothing’ DM ‘He growls at you to come in again’ Cat: ‘I do nothing’ DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and slams the door’ Cat: ‘I knock at the door’
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45 interviews with a smorgasbord of fantasy characters with stories that crisscross one another…
So… *ahem*… here’s the title for the new novel I’m currently writing…
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I’m still happy to talk to potential publishers about this 😎👍🏻
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Rogue: ‘Can you climb inside this chest for a second?’ Cleric (climbing inside): ‘Erm, sure—’ (The Rogue, slamming the chest shut and sitting on it) Cleric: ‘Ah, I think you’ve just closed it by acci—’ Rogue (shouting to the Barbarian): ‘I’VE TRAPPED A MIMIC—QUICK! KILL IT!!’
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That time the Wizard cast ‘Wall Of Force’ around the Rogue’s face in revenge for having their beloved ‘Robe of Prismatic’ Spray ruined by the unruly Thief…
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In case you missed the news… @WS_BOOKCLUB will be featuring the first interview soon!
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The Rogue, trolling the Wizard by trashing their ‘Robe of Prismatic Spray’ while the Spellcaster’s back was turned…
Walk in, fuck shit up, walk out.
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DungeonMaster Ewington 🎲🇪🇺 retweeted
Andi Ewington, coauthor of Campaigns and Companions, has a new work in process and it's fantastic. He was kind enough to allow me to share an excerpt during the upcoming Fantasy Focus: Comedic Fantasy series.
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That time the Ranger made the mistake of bringing a Quarterstaff along to a Wizard’s ‘Snilloc’s Snowball Swarm’ fight…
What the heck?
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The letters ‘touching’ represents how each interview is potentially connected to another.
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The Paladin, getting excuse tips from Lawful Evil Cleric after the DM catches them breaking their oath…
When you don't even know what's broken yet but he's already taking legal advice. 📸: Reddit user operationnos
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I’ve just written a joke about a ‘poop’ deck, and now I feel like I’ve reached zen-like writing perfection…
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Holy smoke! Just went full on God-Mode and took out 6 tanks as the last tank standing! #WoT
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Your paltry tribute displeases this Thieves Guild Leader…
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