PR Monkey at @Uberstrategist. Lover of chocolate and scary things. Opinions my own. He/him. 🌈🎃🍪

New York, NY
Joined July 2012
Started watching Food Wars... *Turns down the volume*
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Can Tom Holland's Spider-Man just be allowed to be a friendly *neighborhood* Spider-Man for once without a superhero crossover or without the fate of the world at risk?
Your MCU opinion that gets everyone on you like this. GO!
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The HTC Vive Cosmos Elite would usually cost $900 all-in, but it's currently going for $649. trib.al/vz3ha7g
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Love getting paid $1000 to give someone a ride across town
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Me playing GTA 3 as an adult with an understanding of the value of money.
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Does anyone else have the issue with Steam where the Store-Library-Community-Profile row disappears unless you resize the window? This has been a thing for months.
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Aight- I'm back cuz I know some writers for Variety, Indiewire etc follow me. Those publications r running a story w no sources that was put out there by Radio Free Asia an official propaganda arm of the US State Department I'm talking the Squid game smuggling North Korea story
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Pumpkin pies, tonight!
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The Evil Within 2 (2017)
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Was something wrong at my theater or does Welcome to Raccoon City use an excessive level of chromatic abberation?
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Overall, it was OK! It drones on a bit in the later half despite rushing through two games worth of story beats, and most of the characters are barely realized, but it's simple dumb fun. Unlike the later Anderson films which were just insultingly dumb and bad all around.
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Ayo @barkbox. I see something.... #SpiderManNoWayHome
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Because 41% aren’t vaccinated 9 months later and no one is wearing a mask and the worlds biggest social media platform makes its money off conspiracy theories and bad faith news outlets promoted on their platform cmon ABC we know this.
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Today marks my 10th anniversary of writing for @RelyonHorror 💖 I've made so many amazing friends and had so many incredible opportunities... thank you so much, @CJMelendez_ for supporting me (and pestering me to stick with it). relyonhorror.com/latest-news…
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Puppet Combo & Torture Star games are on sale on Steam Grab them all for a blood soaked Thankskilling store.steampowered.com/bundl…
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“Scott, I told you not to tell her about how you make your Thanksgiving mac and cheese. Cold macaroni noddles and a three cheese blend? Get some help.”
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