Always honest, sometimes funny. Husband, dad, nerd, entrepreneur, RE investor.

Redding, CA
Joined December 2008
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that’s larry bird
The tomato of confusion has arrived. #lockdownextension
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It’s perfectly healthy to have a hobby or something you do for fun that you don’t share on the internet at all.
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Being an adult is mostly going to friend’s houses and noticing home improvements they’ve made since the last time you were there.
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Jordan is so inspirational. Especially the way he eats a pizza.
It’s normal to watch episodes of #TheLastDance multiple times, right?
when someone's telling you their email address and it ends with sbcglobal.net 😳
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If I had known being a grownup involved putting a comforter into a duvet cover I would’ve been less excited about being a grownup
Amen
My #1 iOS feature request: Mark as unread for iMessage
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9 🙋🏻‍♂️. Outside of iPhone, faves were Razr and Blackberry.
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Everyone thinks this is cute but I can’t help but see how this cat tried nightly to suffocate its human. #catsaretheworst
“I couldn’t breathe when I slept so I installed a camera”
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If I ever have to get rescued, let it not be like this 🙏🏼
WILD HELICOPTER RESCUE: Firefighters say a 74-year-old woman had to be flown off of Piestewa Peak this morning after she suffered an injury while hiking. STORY: bit.ly/2WlfHIg
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Every. Single. Time.
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We sure this isn’t actually @StephenCurry30 ?
Futurists: Robots cannot replace basketball players. @Toyota robots:
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In the early 1960s, CA’s population was 15 million & we built 250K-300K homes/year. Today, CA’s population is 40 million & we build 80K homes/year. So our population nearly tripled while housing production dropped by over 2/3. And people wonder why housing is so expensive.
Ryan!
A fire broke out at Tesla's Fremont factory, but was quickly contained with no one injured businessinsider.com/tesla-fa…
Up on the mountain again today. This time with #kylietayn and her class as a chaperone. Gotta be honest. Totally capitalizing on this “chaperone” opportunity when it comes to getting up to snow for some boarding. 😂 bit.ly/2DM882d
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On this day in 1964: Nike was founded (originally known as Blue Ribbon Sports) Sales in 1964: $8,000 for the year Sales in 2019: $8,000 every 7 seconds
Just some old guys hanging out at Denny’s for breakfast. Although some of us are, eh hem, older than the others. 😬😂 It’s my grandpa’s 85th birthday today! Such a great guy who’s deeply loved his family and gone out of his way to help others for so long. bit.ly/2FNz2c6
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