Nerd / gamer / ninja / dev / toy collector / dnb fiend / karaoke rapper / ambient addict / synthesizer junkie / wannabe artist & music producer / budding maker

Austin, TX
Joined March 2009
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Disappointed they didn't put the Noid in Smash.
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wow another anime sword fighter
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I asked the Facebook server why it was down but it didn't React. #facebookdown
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Everyone in NFT Twitter is either too young to have lived through Beanie Babies, or so emboldened by past scams as to believe their exploitation is sanctioned by God.
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Finally went through after a billion attempts.
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Crash BandiCoin when?
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Alien Still Hasn't Gotten Around To Listening To Whole Voyager Golden Record bit.ly/3hatV64
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If something lives rent free in your head, does that mean you charge rent for everything else? 🤔
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“Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
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I was really hoping for a Uniracers announcement from Nintendo today, but alas.
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Web carousels need to go away forever.
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> one of the symptoms of COVID-19 is lack of taste developers with mechanical keyboards:
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I can't stop hearing the Cinnamon Toast Crunch jingle in my head, but it's Cinnamon Toast Shrimp.
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I didn't think anything could be worse than Facebook. Then I got on Nextdoor.
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