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Joined March 2008
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Here’s an update on my IG being hacked. Still no luck but oh well
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Here’s a supply chain issue… I ran out of fucks to give!!!!!!!!
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Stop and UPDATE your iPhones to iOS 14.8 NOW!!! We @citizenlab recovered NSO Group's FORCEDENTRY zero-click exploit (CVE-2021-30860) from the phone of a Saudi activist, and shared w/ Apple, who released iOS 14.8 today with a fix. citizenlab.ca/2021/09/forced…
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5G is stored in the balls
My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied
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Welcome back to TechCrunch @jlanzone
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Kindle’s “lots of people highlighted this so we’re highlighting it for you” thing messes with my head. Hivemind highlights. Do authors ever see a line highlighted in their own book and think “oh no wait crap that’s not the good one.”
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Delta Airlines rn
Delta CEO calling the delta variant by its formal name
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Let me tell you a little bit about what I (and hundreds of founders) have on tomorrow ... cuz it's not too late to join. /1
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Hi @KidatoSchool How many retweets to offer this young man a gadget and enroll him for a Minecraft class? Please 🥺?
This one is obsessed with minecraft, he is even writing down commands on school manilla papers. Downside of living in a small town, I can't enroll him at his age for programming classes
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YES BLUEY RULES. Popped it on for our kid after @DaveMilbo tweeted about it years ago. It’s been on a loop since. Such a lovely and hilarious kids show. Bluey’s mom/dad are also REALLY good parents while not being impossibly perfect, which is… oddly rare on TV?
#1 role model
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this groot is my new son
Disney Imagineering’s Project Kiwi is a free-walking robot that will make you believe in Groot tcrn.ch/3sHRaZ3 by @panzer
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the new @found podcast from @techcrunch, hosted by @etherington and myself, has a twitter account! the first episode goes live on April 9. hear the origin stories of early stage startups directly from the founders themselves. exciting times!
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huge virtual snaps and kudos to @meganrosedickey for putting on an impactful event on topics that rarely get spotlighted in the nuanced way that they were today. #TCJustice
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SEND SIMONE TO SPACE!
I’M TRYING TO GO TO SPACE & you can help me get there! If you retweet this video, I’ll print your name on a shirt and wear it in space in your honor ☄️ #inspiration4contest #sendsimonetospace sendsimoneto.space/
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