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"You want a two-month-old to wind up on a fucking ventilator instead of you, a fucking adult, getting a fucking sore arm for a day? What are you, a pitcher for the Yankees? A fucking concert pianist? An arm model? Get the fuck out of here!" mcsweeneys.net/articles/oh-m…
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Those people are goners. Giant Flamingos love eating shrimp in sweaters, cowboy boots, and leggings.
@eltshow Have y'all been installing artwork in random airports? (This is in Tampa.)
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We're only 7 plays away from 3,800! Can you spare a few listens? #podcasting #indiepods
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Happy Birthday @lingthusiasm .. For anyone even mildly interested in linguistics, give these folks a listen..
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Stop comparing lockdowns and vaccines to the holocaust. They are nothing alike. The holocaust was a state-sponsored genocide of Jewish people. Lockdowns and vaccines are proven to save lives. It is grotesque to compare the loss of innocent lives to your selfish choices.
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Ha ha ha ha. I definitely want @ProperCrisps Dill Pickle Crisps first shot, and some of the Cheezy Tortilla Crisp second shot.
I heard the government is putting chips inside people. I hope I get Doritos
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Kingdom Hearts fans will be like “this one scene in KH3 made me cry” and this will be the scene
This #ToyStory x #SquidGame is the best!
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waiter: what'll it be? me: I'll have chameleon waiter: that's not on the menu me: how can you be sure?
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You could be wearing an immaculately tailored Armani suit but if your mask is drooping below your nose the only impression you’ll make is that you just dragged yourself out of a dumpster and hoped the rest of us wouldn’t notice
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does anyone remember the name of that one song that goes “this is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will” ??
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Me? Sarcastic? Never.
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Love this. Dog gets it
I'm at the Launceston General Hospital (LGH) and thought this was great !
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When you wake up to a photo of a known predator STILL being allowed in one of your fav local bars, you know that you're failing to get heard. And, you gotta ask if they can still be a favourite bar.
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