They kept protesting that I was trying to have it both ways. But there are at least 5 or 6 other ways I am also trying to have it.

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Have reached the point of having to studiously ignore coincidence and serendipity for the sake of credibility.
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If only Colmes had won…
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OH in business class: “since everyone is wearing a mask it’s ok to fart on a plane now right?”
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you passed!
the weekly covid rapid tests at princeton have been really helpful for me personally bc as a grad student I just crave immediate feedback
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mowing the lawn purely as a flex / to “own the grass” don’t even like neat lawns and genuinely wish ours was jungle but also envy/hate grass for being a "distributed being" ie, a utopian collective w no individuals—my dream so here I am soaked in sweat pushing a mower over it
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I don’t see how this is going to expedite my Pass Sanitaire.
France’s Macron pelted with an egg during visit to Lyon wapo.st/3kLeAMt
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So I am supposed to fly to Paris in two weeks, I submitted my application for the Pass Sanitaire 3 weeks ago and it is still pending. I assume Macron is holding me up in exchange for Nuclear Submarines. If that doesn't work by the time I arrive can I just show my CDC card?
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Aaaaand we’re back
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The time it takes to regain focus after an interruption monotonically increases and converges to one over the arrival rate of interruptions and then you die.
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High praise
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Jeffrey Ely retweeted
Out: Fake IDs to prove you're 21. In: Fake IDs to prove you're 65.
Federal advisory panel unanimously endorses COVID-19 booster shots only for Americans 65 and over or at high risk for severe disease
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Ok now but winning the first two sets. Now that’s a novel variation.
Now even Medvedev walking right into it.
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Now even Medvedev walking right into it.
Doesn’t Zverev know that winning a set is a losing strategy against Djokovoc?
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Doesn’t Zverev know that winning a set is a losing strategy against Djokovoc?
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Jeffrey Ely retweeted
poem writing challenge: write a one-line poem where the only line in the poem has to be “Tony is the ring” and the title of the poem has to be “The Sopranos Is The Lord of the Rings, Told from the Ring’s Perspective”
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a drug that knits it all together into a wonderful story of trial & redemption
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Just noticed that Sweet Home Alabama and Werewolves of London are the same song.
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A drug that makes you feel normal, right up until the first time you take it.
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