DFIR | Violinist | Former medical/veterinary tech | I work for everyone and no one. Infosec retellings obfuscated. Salty and tired.

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Real advice from a veterinary training:
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👁️👄👁️well alrighty then
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Linux folks: if you missed patching pkexec on patch Tuesday, patch Wednesday is the new hotness and it's highly recommended. This is a priv escalation to root exploit, and best to get it taken care of sooner rather than later. Details here: access.redhat.com/security/c…
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Replying to @_JohnHammond
Why compile, when you can just pipe curl to bash?? 🤣😂🤣CVE-2021-4034
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You ever just sit down and think about aliens? Like, if something were THAT advanced to find us, only to see a bunch of eccentric, shouty, flesh-beasts sneezing on each other, with an abhorrent lack of hand washing practices... They would have 100% turned the ship around.
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I watched a lot of X-Files as a kid. It emphasizes the need to not touch strange things, and to wash your damn hands.
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My supervisor would like it to be known that naps are preferred over reports.
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Morning calls are always better when there are pets in the background. Please normalize turning on webcams just so I can see them.
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I don't know who decided this art was a good idea, but I aim to follow the advice and become the most relaxed rotisserie chicken ever.
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I just described a punch clock to a younger coworker as "just like the one you see in The Flintstones" trying to make light of my age, only to learn they are too young for The Flintstones. Now I need a scotch to go with my scotch.
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Today I learned how fast a decade passes and I want off this ride.
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Yesterday I promised I would share some keto horrors, and in hoping I wouldn't disappoint I may have committed a crime. I also shared that I learned about the horrors of Altoona Style Pizza yesterday, and yes, these two things had a very ugly baby. But first, Altoona pizza: 1/n
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Altoona style originated in Altoona PA where it first served in the Altoona hotel. The "pizza" was such an affront to god that the hotel burned down in 2013. The citizens of Altoona, undeterred, serve it to this day. And here I am... 2/n
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As a curious Floridian living in NYC, I simply had to try the beast. It looked so bad, so beautiful, so possibly keto? Low carb tortilla, dried tomatoes, salami, green peppers -- this doesn't look too bad, right? 3/n
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THEN BAM! KRAFT CHEESE! BEHOLD THE HORROR I HAVE CREATED! Honestly, all things considered, not bad. Like a really cheap taco. Thank you for subscribing to #ketohorrors. I assure you this will not be my last food crime ;) 4/4
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Replying to @LitMoose
Monitor whatever jumpboxes your shitty vendors use, with maximum prejudice. Just assume the damn thing could be infected with everything all at once and in the hands of every malicious actor on the planet. (In this instance, I am the shitty vendor.)
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Why is it National Cyber Security Centre and not National Cybre Security Centre? @NCSC Are there just arbitrary rules to the whole re versus er spelling in the Queen's English 🧐
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In today's topics I like to bring up on every case: Jump boxes. Stand 'em up, segment 'em, make your admins jump through different accounts/creds to get there, use these to manage your most sensitive environments/jobs.
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If any of you would like to clean using power tools, I'm sure he will send you the link. 🙄
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