Professional Nerd, have been known to do security things. These tweets are my own and mine alone. May not (ok, won't) be safe for work. #TMHC - WFH Astronaut

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It occurs to me I forgot to celebrate the 1st birthday of @CISAgov #RumorControl. A yr ago this week we launched cisa.gov/rumorcontrol responding to Election #disinfo, started by debunking an Iranian campaign. Y'all know the rest. Couldn't be more proud of the team.
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The best thing about ordering a new M1 iMac with a 1-month lead time: you don't have to worry about running to the door every day to see if it's arrived
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Farewell, sir, and thank you for an entire generation of laughs.
Peter Scolari, who rose to stardom on the brilliant-but-canceled “Bosom Buddies” alongside Tom Hanks, has died of cancer at age 66 following a two-year illness. bit.ly/2XAahuz
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MikeTalonNYC retweeted
I think of it less as a booster shot and more of an additional antenna
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MikeTalonNYC retweeted
I want you all to take a guess. How many lobbyists do you think the pharmaceutical industry has up on Capitol Hill for the 535 members of Congress? Ready for the answer? OVER 1,500. You want to know why we pay the highest prices on the planet for prescriptions? Start there.
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"FOLLOW LIVE: Boris Johnson says there is 'absolutely nothing to indicate' winter lockdown likely" Winter lockdown likely, then.
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"IF YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE SOLUTION, YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM." Correct Form of the Above: THE SOLUTION IS OFTEN PART OF THE PROBLEM
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MikeTalonNYC retweeted
Does anyone know a good alternative for SlideShare? I've just opened that link on my phone and it doesn't look very good.
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whoever submitted this to the "NEW CISO" thread form is a legend :) made me lol so much
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General firearms safety note for the moronic, entitled, brain-dead pricks in Hollywood: If it can 'discharge' and kill someone it is not a 'prop' it's a gun. Treat it like a gun, apply the proper firearms safety rules and you'll stop killing directors you dumb fucks.
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MikeTalonNYC retweeted
A little drama on the House floor just now. MTG confronted Cheney and called her a “joke,” per @kristin__wilson. Cheney said back that MTG was a joke & didn’t she need to be focusing on her anti-Semitic space lasers, per source. MTG yelled back, “I never said that”
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This is the sign outside my Capitol office.
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Comes with two subwoofers.
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A truly blepic photo 😸
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MikeTalonNYC retweeted
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a Marine.
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Truth! The era of Extended Security Posture Management (XSPM) is here. Offensive testing is strategic and crucial!
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Answers: Irrelevant, and it has no odds for success.
Explainer: What is Trump's new venture and what are its odds of success? reut.rs/3nin0Lb
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Partial transcription follows: Oh fuck, no, LEFT turn, LEFT!! Elon is gonna fire me SO FAR into orbit… LEFT!!!
EXCLUSIVE Dutch forensic lab says it has decoded Tesla's driving data reut.rs/2ZeACPC
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