Enjoy It While It Lasts

Witness Protection
Joined January 2017
Minor incident with @realDonaldTrump today. He grabbed one of our native bobcats. Got scratched. Couple stitches. "Force of habit" he said.
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NationalParkService retweeted
"If the website goes dark, years of work we have done on climate change will disappear" says anonymous EPA staffer bbc.com/news/science-environ…
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...a border wall which could keep people out, or alternately, us trapped inside with Trump..... #alternativefacts #spicerfact #MNPSGA
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...who, according to a very good source, may have wanted to visit one or more of our fantastic recreation areas. Some of the best! #MNPSGA
Trump expected to order temporary ban on refugees reut.rs/2jcrUq6
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NationalParkService retweeted
Fun Fact: In the Cretaceous Period, BadlandsNP was covered by a shallow sea. Our New Prez' climate policies will RESTORE them to that state!
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Fun Fact: Many of our recreation areas have overrated cellular coverage. Bad for reading about #freemelania, currently trending on FB. SAD!
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NationalParkService retweeted
We apologize for our insolence, @realdonaldtrump We have been successfully reeducated.
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