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The master was still passing through the First Stage of Humiliation—believing that people were laughing “with” him and not “at” him. #TolstoysTalesofTrump
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Though the courts kept dismissing his petitions, the master retained trust in his attorney, whose strategy, as it had been explained, was literally to throw spaghetti at the courtroom wall before escalating to cow patties and eventually live ammunition. #TolstoysTalesofTrump
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I think it is about reincarnation. I am doomed to keep coming back to complete my sadhana until I get it right and achieve total liberation. In my case that involves passing pre-calc.
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Recurring nightmare: Because of questions about the legitimacy of my HS diploma I must take an exam on general knowledge. I spend all my time on the essay questions, hoping this will compensate for skipping every question on math, but fearing I will be disqualified for penmanship
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Thank you @yourauntemma for your essential work in educating us about the true nature and dangers of Trumpism. I pray you are right that this trauma may be transmuted to love and compassion. 💕👏🙏
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The master’s OBSERVERS brought reports of bad things which had never happened before. They had not actually observed them, but could imagine how bad they were. He summoned his LISTENERS to discover if they too had not heard things that were equally bad. #TolstoysTalesofTrump
THE OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE COUNTING ROOMS. I WON THE ELECTION, GOT 71,000,000 LEGAL VOTES. BAD THINGS HAPPENED WHICH OUR OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE. NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. MILLIONS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS WERE SENT TO PEOPLE WHO NEVER ASKED FOR THEM!
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While his most loyal retainers prepared to make a final doomed stand at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping, the master composed a haiku poem and enjoyed the brilliant foliage on his holiday estate. #TolstoysTalesofTrump
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If the master had any regrets, it was possibly for having squandered his third wish on maintaining a perfect head of hair. #TolstoysTalesofTrump
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Preview of President-Elect Biden’s speech tonight:... piped.video/-69K0EviFBw via @YouTube
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Introducing his new champion, the master insisted his fight had only begun. The peasants, he said, would never abandon him. But meanwhile some of his servants were quietly stripping off their uniforms and disappearing into the night. #TolstoysTalesofTrump
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Having grown up with older sisters, the master had been forced to become a “fighter.” And though his record of defeat was nearly intact, now, as rival claimants raised questions about his birth certificate, he prepared himself for the fight of a lifetime. #TolstoysTalesofTrump
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From the day he was first summoned to the headmaster’s office, the master had always assumed his life, fortune, and future happiness would be decided in the courts. Fortunately he had retained one of the finest legal minds in the empire. #TolstoysTalesofTrump
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Meanwhile, it was obvious to the master that the second scoop of ice cream he had been saving for dessert did not eat itself. Only a limited number of his staff and family had access to the larder. One way or another, he intended to solve this mystery. #TolstoysTalesofTrump
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