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The master’s sons considered their future. The younger said he would ask for his share of his inheritance and go to America. “Father will never forgive you,” said the elder. “For me, I will stay and fight on. I know he has a secret plan for victory.” #TolstoysTalesofTrump
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Normally I wouldn’t place a bet on the basis of a name, but Ellsberg is also described as “the kindest colt with the most beautiful soul.” (Racenet.com.au)
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The master warned his daughter that people might say very mean things about her father. They were all lies, but anyway, everything he did was to benefit the family. “I know, Papa,” she said, “I would have the same and 100 times worse.” #TolstoysTalesofTrump
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Obama chose not to prosecute Assange. Biden should stop this and not open the door to prosecuting journalists. via @NYTOpinion nytimes.com/2020/12/21/opini…
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Losing patience with his useless lawyers, the master welcomed the old general who advised him to take the battle to the enemy. “We might get our hair mussed,” he said, but “history honors the bold.” The master liked what he heard, except for the hair part. #TolstoysTapesofTrump
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Err, #TolstoysTalesofTrump Lordy, there are no tapes.
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Every day the master noticed the guard dog that patrolled the estate, wondering if he tasted as good as he looked. There was only one way to find out. #TolstoysTalesofTrump
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Like radical liberal Jesus of Nazareth, who said woe to the rich, called for defunding the military, and otherwise showed his contempt for the American Dream.
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My client atoned for his sin. The Trump administration had him killed anyway. washingtonpost.com/outlook/2…
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Sensing that his mood was growing dark, the master’s spiritual advisor told him that whenever God closes one door he always opens a window. This brightened his spirits as he wondered who among his disloyal staff would get the first push. #TolstoysTalesofTrump
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The master woke from troubled dreams. In one of them it seemed that everything he took to be “reality” had actually transpired within a crystal snow globe. Disturbing as this was to consider, It would explain many things. #TolstoysTalesofTrump
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Have we definitely ruled out somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds? Because I can’t get that image out of my head.
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, in the final days of a crumbling administration with imperial ambitions, a little man huddled over his primitive cell phone, sending out a desperate message: “Help me Sen. Ted Cruz, you’re my only hope.”...
Today, after a yearlong process that produced hundreds of submissions and research involving space professionals and members of the general public, we can finally share with you the name by which we will be known: Guardians.
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