After contributing to the health inspector’s charity, the master asked for a favor: that he not test the pond water whose medicinal properties he was touting. Noting his manservant’s skeptical expression, he shouted: “What! That was a PERFECT conversation!”--#TolstoysTalesofTrump

You’re different and refreshing, @RobertEllsberg. You add levity to grave situations and help us to feel hope.