Though, to his regret, bone spurs had kept him out of Crimea, the master enjoyed dining with soldiers and trading stories of valor. Finding, on the whole, that he actually knew more than most generals, it only made sense that he should be richly decorated. #TolstoysTalesofTrump

Oct 11, 2019 · 10:08 AM UTC

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Replying to @RobertEllsberg
That's not a real painting hanging somewhere.(Is it?)
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I think not!
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This is the best! You’re hitting your stride.
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Chapter 3: Mouth Spurs ... or how the master bemedaled his dentures
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ohmygoodneSS !!! I fell down. . . I fell DOWN !! Somebody, quick, prime the laff machine & press start. Bubb,BBubb. . BWAAA HAAA Haaa ha ha HAAA ha !!!!
Replying to @RobertEllsberg
BTW: ANNND I thought it was El Presidente Boness Spurrium. ((( As Rome went by "SPQR," he goes by "IFTN." -- I F'ed This Nation. ))
Replying to @RobertEllsberg
Annnd, although he lost his recent skirmish in Vietnam, he, no doubt, lavishly regaled his captive audience with tales of his victorious Mcbattle at Ham-burglar hill; on St. Crispy Crispier day. >>> those happy few <<<
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