In his greatest military victory as of yet, and no doubt due in part to the sheer cavernous elaborate depth of his complex warrior-like strategical skills; lesser minds just considered it confused & oafish ineptitude, 45 had his own military facility bombed by his air brigades.

Conjuring up his inner Col. Klink, he thought, "no one but a true stable genius would've thought to do that." Meanwhile, many around him secretly and fearfully wondered, "I hope this uncouth jocular buffoon doesn't bomb hid own army.

I know you can rework that so it just rolls off the silent tongue --