Pilgrims, drawn by reports that the master had raised cows from the dead, came to the estate to pay him homage. “That was just one cow, one time,” he humbly explained. Nevertheless, he permitted them to touch his garment. #TolstoysTalesofTrump

Jan 4, 2020 · 5:45 PM UTC

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Who are they, exactly?
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Evangelical ministers from yesterday’s rally in Florida. reuters.com/article/us-usa-t…
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It sure looks like it....
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We have given respectful coverage to the master who can raise cows from the dead at our blessed and consecrated chapel: madcowculture.com