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Diary of a pandemic: Day 55. “Still no toaster. Today I had to resort to eating jam and butter with a spoon. Looked at the box of raw PopTarts but told myself I wasn’t that desperate yet.”
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Diary of a pandemic. Day 56: “Today the children complained that their toaster waffles were still frozen. They are so innocent. How do I explain to them that we still have no toaster?

May 10, 2020 · 5:00 PM UTC
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