I have eaten 18 toaster strudels in quarantine and 3 fell on the ground before I ate them
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I just saw my dad @RobertEllsberg and among the first things he said was “so you’ve been dropping a lot of strudels lately?”
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Replying to @LukeyEllsberg
You have always assumed that I’m not capable of following you on Twitter—which I admit was historically a safe assumption.

Jul 20, 2020 · 12:43 AM UTC

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Replying to @RobertEllsberg
It always surprises me that ANYONE spends the time reading my tweets