Sometimes when the master felt that someone else was getting too much attention he would accidentally start a fire or induce a bout of projectile vomiting. #TolstoysTalesofTrump

Jul 30, 2020 · 7:50 PM UTC

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Replying to @RobertEllsberg
Still - the monk observed - in commanding ever more attention, the master became ever smaller in appearance.
Replying to @RobertEllsberg
Then he swallowed his tongue and the nightmare stopped.