Morning update about Trump's health from his surrogates on talk shows: Our Dear Leader is an excellent health and just this morning slayed three dragons along with five enemy armies. Afterwards, he wrote a book about it for the make benefit of our glorious nation and its people.

For those wondering if there should be "in" after "Our Dear Leader is:" No, there shouldn't. That's because Our Dear Leader is Excellent Health Personified. And not just Excellent Health, but also Tremendous Stamina of the Likes The World Has Never Seen Before.