As we all learned in Divinity School, if scripture is on your side cite scripture. If tradition is on your side cite tradition. If neither scripture nor tradition are on your side pound the table and shout “Victory!”
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Nov 5, 2020 · 5:35 PM UTC

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Replying to @RobertEllsberg
Is no one else fascinated by the dude pacing back and forth with a tablecloth over his arm? It’s like he’s thinking “Clear the ballroom, lady, I got a Rotary luncheon coming in in 10.”
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Sometimes, after the movie is over, I find that I am the only one left in the theater, shouting "VICTORY! Bring on the angels!" while the theater attendants are busily sweeping up the popcorn.
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Replying to @RobertEllsberg
Also, THIS was the crowd she was “rallying.”
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The greatest concentration of fanaticism since Savonarola dined alone.
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Replying to @RobertEllsberg
She seems so spiritual, doesn't she?
Replying to @RobertEllsberg
Then post it on social media to make it authoritative.
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Maybe calling angels from the wrong places if she wants them to help dt.
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Replying to @RobertEllsberg
(This is a good joke.)
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Replying to @RobertEllsberg
Strange. I hear the sound of lunacy.
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