It had been planned as a gala event in which the master would present a lucky peasant family with a plant to raise as their own. And yet all anyone would remember of the day was that a snake had crawled out of his trousers. #TolstoysTalesofTrump

While I like your version, what the heck was this originally about? I thought the right was proud to say, "don't tread on me."

I think that’s The Snake from the stupid poem — ie, The Bad Hombre Others. This seems to be a salute to military/LE, but why the family is coaxing a marijuana plant out of the dry soil is a mystery. All part of the Master’s powers, I guess.