After proving his ability to interpret the master’s troubling dreams, his pillow maker gradually assumed the role of trusted counselor on matters ranging from healthy bedtime habits to military strategy. Madame felt he was making himself too familiar. #TolstoysTalesofTrump

Jan 16, 2021 · 12:56 PM UTC

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Replying to @RobertEllsberg
Holy crap. That quote fits far too easily into the modern-day.
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Not actually a quote, but an installment in a series, #TolstoysTalesofTrump —which are stranger than Tolstoy, but only barely stranger than reality.
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Replying to @RobertEllsberg
Ha ha!
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🤣😂🤣
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This is the best of all.
Replying to @RobertEllsberg
Just describing it is the picture of madness and you describe it so well.
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Replying to @RobertEllsberg
Pillow talk just got real.
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Replying to @RobertEllsberg @LindaDakinGrimm
I’m forgiving Christian and I think addicts can have meaningful full contributing lives. I believe in redemption. That said, crack kills your brain and mypillow man has done a barrel full of crack in his time. We got a crack head advising the president. What could go wrong?