During his last supper in the manor, the master turned to his family and personal staff and said “Believe me, before the cock crows tomorrow I will have to betray one of you.” As they all wondered, “Is it I?” he corrected himself: “Maybe more than one.” #TolstoysTalesofTrump

Jan 20, 2021 · 2:42 AM UTC

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Replying to @RobertEllsberg
If you don’t make these into a coffee table book, I will unfollow you.
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Replying to @RobertEllsberg
This one gave me a good laugh
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My work here is done.
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I’m sorry that is the last meal, oh wait, that is every meal; so plebeian😜🤦🏽‍♂️
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I hope Tiffany gets her new fiancé to buy her some better extensions. #TackyAF
Replying to @RobertEllsberg
Tolstoy, we hardly knew ye.