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WARNING: The following decades will contain scenes of graphic violence everyone should find disturbing. Viewer depression is advised.
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Sometimes in life all you need is for half the country to shut up.
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When the unvaccinated go to the hospital they should be treated, but also yelled at continuously.
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If I were truly pro-life, no one would die.
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I just wish there were some way I could help.
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It's dangerous when people misinterpret the Bible, but it's just as dangerous when they interpret it correctly.
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I don't know what I'm doing. I just know what you're doing.
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Swearing to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth ON A BIBLE is one of life's great ironies.
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The secret to happiness is none of your damn business.
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Thinking "they're out to get you" falsely implies you're worth getting.
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I'm developing a new strain of anti-vaxxer that is even more immune to reality.
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If you don't like harp music, go to hell.
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I've reached a point in My career where I don't feel like I owe anything to anyone.
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No one up here gets a vaccine exemption.
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I cannot believe what people can believe.
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Just got the results of My latest existence test. Still negative.
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WARNING: The following decades will contain scenes of graphic violence everyone should find disturbing. Viewer depression is advised.
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MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS Lose twenty planets Exorcise more Blight more veggies Work on upsilon variant Bless fewer sneezers Bless fewer countries Save fewer Queens Be more judgmental Work more mysteriously Floss
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I TOOK BETTY WHITE?!? NOW?!? I am a terrible, horrible, cruel, miserable God.
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When people say “Jesus take the wheel!” they forget he no longer has feeling in his hands.
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