Lawyer farmer on the east end of Long Island. Yes, those are two different jobs. Just living my life one day at a time.

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Lauren is good people. Some asshole broke into her house last night and stole her car and her purse.
This is horrible, please send anything you can to Lauren, LaurenNHenson on Venmo, she deserves the support
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Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️
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Man with Donald Trump as their PFP, wants to know why the US government does so little for homeless people. I can’t imagine it has anything to deal with your party’s war on social safety net programs.
The government supplied them. Why isn't the government supplying our homeless with that stuff?
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Why don’t you step into the box and tell Sandy what’s wrong with his changeup.
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You do realize that Republicans have lost the popular vote in 4 straight presidential elections and 7 out of the last 8, right?
To clarify I do think the country as a whole is more red than blue and the election was a straight up attack on our country. That doesn’t change that cities are pretty populated.
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The leading cause of death on Twitter seems to be hills
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It’s gin and tonic season.
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Flight attendant on flight from denver to salt lake: this is a really short flight please don't make us be the mask police. Guy behind me not wearing a mask: feel like they're discriminating against us I think we won't follow the rules because utah 🤷‍♂️
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Statement from the New York Yankees:
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This is what angry white dudes punched before drywall was invented
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Between undergrad and grad school I’ve gotten 16 rejection letters and 4 acceptance letters. Now I’m at Harvard. Never too late to have the last laugh
Seeing all these high school students getting acceptance letters is just reminding me how I got seven rejection letters before I got an acceptance – if you're in that boat too just know that you'll end up okay
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Doing my part.
When you retweet this, five cents will be donated to mental health initiatives in Canada.   Whale. Whale. #BellLetsTalk
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You’ve seen images of Ofc Hodges crushed in the doorway during the insurrection at the US Capitol. Now we need your help finding the suspect who used a police shield to pin him against the door jam. Have info? Call the FBI’s Tipline at 1-800-CALL-FBI (1-800-225-5324) @FBIWFO
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Replying to @benshapiro
Ben, usually I'd joke, but I'm going to come at this honestly. There's a big difference between zip ties being carried by paramilitary forces invading the capitol and zip ties being carried by your wife so she can tie you to a chair and make you watch her have sex with other men.
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Imagine thinking that this is how things work in the real world.
And they will forego the repayment of the loans - benefit to Trump 400 million dollars!!
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Paul Davis, Associate General Counsel, is no longer employed by Goosehead.
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