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Joined March 2021
That's why all the opposing teams fans always chant, "BE LA! BE LA! BE LA!"
#Dodgers led baseball this season with 2,804,693 attendance.
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Retweet if you believe Election Day should be a federal holiday.
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It’s insane that a Penguin wrote all those classics
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I love it when someone likes something I said, but I hate it when that's a reminder of the glaring typo I made.
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This morning I typed "shiiiiit" into a text and then deleted it and replaced it with "fuuuuuck" so that's how things are going over here.
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It's that wonderfully wonderful time in the morning where the flies are finding all the bug bites from yesterday evening 🙄
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Another Twitter morning of doom and gloom. Why do I inflict this on myself? It's always 80% fucked up stuff in the world, but I am loving seeing all the tweets of how the new @LilNasX album is beyond inspirational for those who have always needed an album like his.
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You’re telling me this plaster came from Paris?
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My dad couldn't find google chrome on his laptop, so I did this😂
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I’m tired of out-of-town corporations that overwork and underpay their workers, have no problem polluting our community, and leave once they find a new place with lower wages and fewer labor and environmental protections. A better alternative exists: Local worker-owned co-ops.
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Member last week when I told y’all about a customer who wanted to see beautiful Fontana and I told her it was an armpit and was confused as to why she was under the impression it was beautiful there? She came back in today and asked me how was my visit to Montana. :-/
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My daughter just asked me to marry her and I had to gently explain to her that she doesn’t make enough money.
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"My hotel doesn't have a 13th Floor because of superstition, but c'mon man... People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. Jump out of 14th story window, and you'll die earlier!" - Mitch Hedberg france24.com/en/science/2021…
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What every Conservative Campaign video looks like to me..
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Ok now give us single payer healthcare & stop signing off on fracking.
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NOW THAT THE RECALL HAS FAILED CAN WE TALK ABOUT EVICTION PROTECTIONS
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republicans owe california $276 million
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RIP Norm! I will never forget this one: "And in music news, number one on the college charts this summer was 'Better than Ezra'. And at number two: 'Ezra'." - Norm McDonald
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Let’s keep it simple, you ainti-vaxxers: You have a right to kill yourself, whether with booze, cigarettes, chew, or high living. You do not have the right to kill others by spreading a virus. That’s not freedom, it’s selfishness.
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