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Joined June 2014
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The first mechanical gears appear to have been invented in China in 2,700 BCE. But millions of years before this species of grasshopper has evolved functioning, intermeshed gears that synchronize its legs when it jumps. 🦗 Evolution! Summary of research: smithsonianmag.com/science-n…
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LOL WHAT
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“One last thing, Mr. Peppino. What do you want the front of the pizza boxes to say?”
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thinking about how great it would be if people did the "post a zoomed-in version of someone's profile pic to mock them" in real life. like if someone sends around a really stupid email so you reply-all with just a blown-up version of their company photo
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this one took the longest to edit and looks the worth and I don't care. I didn't even try to figure out which ordering of these words would be funniest, I just let an algorithm randomize them
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There's home medical test kits for damn near everything these days, but the @YoSpermsTest is among the most interesting. It's an @internetofshit microscope that analyzes your gentleman's relish & records video of it. It looks neat, so let's hack it! This 🧵 could get messy...
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All of which is to say nothing of the OTHER cut. You know, the jarring, inexplicable cut from one anticlockwise spinning thrown bone which the camera couldn't follow to a second bone spinning clockwise which the camera also couldn't follow piped.kavin.rocks/avjdKTqiVvQ?t=53
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So at what point do we collectively acknowledge that the most famous match cut in film history doesn't match
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i really don’t know if that was a touchdown or not. hard to tell from this angle
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i don't know who it is but i'm at least 90% sure it's a college student
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THERES TOO MUCH SHIT GOING ON IN THIS ONE VIDEO 😭😭💀
😈 Cool Ass Cris 👩🏽‍🍳🥰✨
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College in a nutshell
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violent impulses cat
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intj cat pure look of analyzing slight sardonic frown
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Everybody do the
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