The Official Bill Maher Twitter

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My dark prediction for the 2024 U.S. presidential election.
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"The best explanation for "the good ol' days" is a bad memory." Watch @sapinker and @BillMaher discuss why both the right and the left suffer from #progressophobia on tonight's #RealTime:
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A New Hampshire state Republican shared a manifesto claiming the Covid Vaccine contains tentacled creatures. Sounds like someone watched too much #SquidGame.
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Bill Maher explains why he’s playing to the first “mixed” audiences in his career and how Americans are hungry to hear the “crazy sections” in both parties being called out. Fascinating insights from Bill Maher here👉🏼 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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"Americans love pills - that's why I think this is going to be the game-changer." Watch @BillMaher and @kmanguward discuss @Merck's investigational Covid-19 antiviral treatment on #RealTime:
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Why are there so many people trying to make a living by taking pictures of themselves, like they're their own paparazzi? I'm sorry, but Brian Laundrie was not an interesting person until he became a person of interest. #VanLife
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Trump once called @StephGrisham45 from Air Force One to insist his penis is not small and is not "shaped like a toadstool." You see why Trump had so many press secretaries? Try working that into a press release about the Consumer Price Index.
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"Mitch McConnell has just decided he would rather drive the car into a brick wall, set off an economic catastrophe, than do his job, which is to pay for what he already spent under the last president." Watch @JRubinBlogger & @Ojeda4America join @BillMaher on #RealTime:
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Vaxxed, waxed and relaxed. @BillMaher is making his grand return to the @HuluTheaterMSG for the New York Comedy Festival on November 13th. We can't wait to have him back. #makeNYlaugh bit.ly/NYCFMaher
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"There's not a black America and white America and Latino America and Asian America. There's the United States of America." - @BarackObama
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#MichaelFlynn said he's worried that the medical establishment is secretly planning to sneak the Covid Vaccine into salad dressing. Really? Do you think if you wanted Trump people to eat something you'd put it in a salad?
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Bill Maher coming to Baltimore on October 23 at the Lyric! Grab your tickets now at ticketmaster.com/event/15005…
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Hey, Comedy Fans: Bill Maher plays the @SanJoseCivic on Sept. 26, and some *great seats* were just released today! sanjosetheaters.org/event/bi… @rbpconcerts #bayarea #comedy #realtime #livecomedy #billmaher
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