It has been brought to my attention that I may have, in fact, lost my shit. He/him

Frederick, MD
Joined October 2011
Client: We want a completely separate system to protect the data Also Client: Two Factor Authentication? Nah, sounds too complicated
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Brett W Green retweeted
A HIGH risk is in effect in our Day 2 Excessive Rainfall Outlook. More details: go.usa.gov/cu3Dw
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Github Actions having degraded performance and my test run has been running for nearly two hours (twice the usual) and I can't cancel it. I hope ima get some minutes back... @GitHubHelp @githubstatus @github
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Brett W Green retweeted
The Warner-Portman-Sinema amendment provides a government-sanctioned safe harbor for the most climate-damaging form of crypto tech, called proof-of-work. It would be a mistake for the climate and for innovation to advance this amendment.
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Akamai Edge DNS has an outage which is causing a lot of issues across the internets. edgedns.status.akamai.com/
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Most warnings of hyperinflation follow this pattern: 1. Talk about how we used to have a gold standard 2. Wave hands around at the interconnected global economy with an `amirite?` 3. Hyperinflation
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So the NYPD is just walking into people’s homes with no warrant?
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Me: Man it's hot in my Office, wtf? Folding@Home: Hmm, that's weird. (I had set this up last March to try and crack COVID gene sequence, and was running full bore after a reboot)
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The jargon ratio is very high in this one... Omni channel digitalization cloud migration integration... as a service. JFC.
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HBO Max going down on Mare of Easttown finale. #HBOMax #MareOfEasttown
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Everybody stop trying to watch Mare of Easttown on HBO Max and let me watch.
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Has anyone *ever* extended their vehicle warranty with one of these calls? I feel like someone set up a bot like 10 years ago and just never turned it off.
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tldr; Wall Street is corrupt. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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My MacBook won't go to sleep anymore. I've tried everything I can find to figure it out.
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Bitcoin, or any crypto coin, cannot displace the dollar without price stability... period. Anyone who thinks otherwise may understand blockchain, but they don't understand currency.
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Blockchain as a mechanism for establishing *ownership* has a much better chance of displacing something like stock clearing houses than currency.
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And something like stablecoin can be useful for digital money exchange, but since it's backed by dollar, does not displace it.
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Brett W Green retweeted
NEW (via NY AG Letitia James): “After a multi-year investigation, we found the nation's largest broadband companies funded a secret campaign to influence the FCC's repeal of net neutrality rules — resulting in millions of fake public comments impersonating Americans...”
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