Florida, USA
Joined February 2011
Reasons why I’m not allowed to drink anymore: 1) I went out in buffalo and woke up in Brockport 2) my uber was $90
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if there's one person in my life who will keep me humble, it's clarice
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One of the simplest things but greatest things is getting my underwear for free from my favorite company
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They’re cute af!!!!!!
My sister got Nathaniel little baby crocs and i love them so much
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I am broken. I am gutted.  I am in complete and utter shock.  I will never ever have another friend like him.  I love you so much Bobby.
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In 2 weeks I’ll be in Colorado in a bomb ass condo w the love of my life for 5 whole days 😩🙏🏼❄️☃️💛
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The day after effects of this fkn booster and getting your period happening on the same day is just not it folks
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Someone needs to get the pope a dog
Pope Francis has criticized couples who choose to have pets instead of children as selfish, arguing that their decision to forgo parenthood leads to a loss of "humanity" and is a detriment to civilization. cnn.it/3qTMq3E
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I was trying to figure out why so much of this one section in my real estate course was so familiar….took me longer than I’d like to admit that I did in fact take both micro and macro economics in college 🤦🏼‍♀️
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not wearing a bra is the best feeling in the world
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Thank you to Josh at Geyser Point for making our annual trip as special as always!!!! Excellent service every time 🙂🍹 #castcompliment
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Thank god tik tok wasn’t around when I was in college for the sole reason that I would have not only been, but excelled at, being a hey mamas lesbian 😖
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I wanna see Tom Brady cry tonight
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I can’t wait to go to work and waste my time when I have a million other things to do 🙂
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I’ve put more work and effort into my real estate course than I did in the 4.5 years of college to get a Bachelor’s Degree 🤡
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Well I have no idea what an NFT is so
Ur either good at eating pussy or u understand NFT’s
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I have to take photos for a brand tomorrow and what do I eat for dinner? A ✨whole✨ box of @CheesyVelveeta mac and cheese 🤦🏼‍♀️
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october went by hella fast but november is doing 75mph in a school zone fr
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If people are really butthurt over the fact she had prior dance experience, @DancingABC should not have cast her for the show, “if that’s the point of the show”
It’s safe to say that after 30 seasons I’ll no longer be watching @DancingABC after how they used Jojo Sowa simply for publicity and refused to acknowledge the talent and growth she showed throughout the entire season
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It’s safe to say that after 30 seasons I’ll no longer be watching @DancingABC after how they used Jojo Sowa simply for publicity and refused to acknowledge the talent and growth she showed throughout the entire season
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