Big Data Systems Wrangler

Champaign, IL
Joined July 2009
I wasn't looking for "not", just pita which is flour, yeast, water and salt. Whatever ingredients are listed in that white on white blob it is way, way more than 4 simple ingredients.
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I did the "enhance, enhance, enhance" thing and I can pick out Water, starch, potato, dough, gum and salt.
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Hey @AlisonRosen do you have drop for this?
Let’s normalize saying “go fuck yourself” when it’s called for
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Jo Hi I have to go
Is vegan leather really vegan if dinosaurs died to make it?
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Yesterday, I posted the text of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address and some requested I read it. I am honored to oblige.
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8/9 He cannot understand selflessness because he is selfish. He cannot conceive of courage because he is a coward. He cannot feel duty because he is disloyal.
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5/9 For the first time in American history, a president has repeatedly shown utter and vulgar contempt and disrespect for those who have served and died serving our country.
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There are no official tournament shortcuts to negotiating consent.
mtg guys have 0 excuse for not having communication skills because I’ve seen you all announce every single game action, phase, and trigger like your life depended on it
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It arrived. @borderlands_sf @scalzi up next on the “to read” pile
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Replying to @ColleenDoran
You're awesome and hugely talented, Colleen! Also, a natty dresser. Sorry I can't help with the chocolate.
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I love you so much Brody Stevens. Nobody has been nicer in comedy than you. My heart is shattered.
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If you need guns to defend your church, perhaps you don't have freedom of religion
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You are operating a 400 node HDFS cluster in AWS. “[Retirement Notification] Amazon EC2 Instance scheduled for retirement.” Roll 1d10, anything less than nine and it’s the name node.
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Just overheard Tomi Lahren on Fox News say: "Average Americans don't go home at night & wonder about the Mueller investigation." Retweet if you DO wonder about the Mueller investigation not only when you go home at night, but when you wake up in the morning and all day long!
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Laundry Files canon as of the next book: "Every BitCoin proof-of-work mined is an incremental addition to a vast distributed summoning ritual powering the demon-soul at the heart of the maze, the computational equivalent of a Buddhist prayer wheel spinning in a Himalayan breeze."
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Verdict? @scalzi is this a burrito?
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