Look buddy I don't like me either.

Joined October 2019
Petition to let me write the Monster Magnet 33 1/3
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.@AJJtheBand tour Austin, TX challenge
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Went to a funeral for a juggalo or as I call it burying the hatchet
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My acne has gotten so bad recently that I was thinking about getting concealer for when I start my public-facing job tomorrow, but apparently it takes effort to apply, so people are just gonna have to look at my face and deal with it
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Is there one thing better than getting the homies together? I submit that there is not.
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After 21 months of working from home, tomorrow I have to start going into the office. But you know what? At least I'll be the guy in the office with the wide-ranging selection of cool shoes.
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reboot Diddy Kong Racing you fucking cowards
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I like men so much just not in my home
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Today I completed my single most procrastinated task in my life, filing the last 3 years of taxes, including 5 different returns & 2 supplemental forms, by hand w/o a tax professional. It took all day &it fucking sucked. But it was the biggest thing hanging over me &now it's over
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just watched Lawnmower Man, that movie is wild
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Me, stoned from the first bowl: "Damn, what was I getting ready to do before I lost my train of thought... Oh yeah, smoke another bowl"
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I've always known of Zombie by the Cranberries, but I just recently discovered Linger, and holy fuck that song whips ass
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Everyone wants to talk about molly percocet but no one wants to talk about that insane flute sample
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Remember for the first week of Shape of Water in theaters, and everyone was like "yeah that was really good!", and then exactly a week later after we had time to think about it everyone was like "wait, what the fuck was that bullshit?"
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*a new batch of movies come to streaming services with the turn of the month* Greg can have little a Raid 2, as a treat
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I think about The Young Pope way more than the average person
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If you're an ex-Baptist or Presby or nondenom and you meet another in the wild, like, a lot of people were those things so it's not a huge deal. But when you're ex-Church of Christ and you meet another in the wild or hear the Church mentioned, you're like
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Let's see Paul Allen's Spotify Wrapped.
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Today is reup day, and I live in Texas so I don't get to choose strains, I just get what the weed man has, but this month it's Blue Dream, which if you know, means this month is gonna be great.
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