Gates: "I want to help fund a vaccine." Internet: "No way! You'll use it to secretly embed us with brain chips!" Musk: "I literally want to embed people with brain chips." Internet: "Cool! What credit cards to you accept?"

8:48 PM · Apr 14, 2021

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What if Musk's brain chip secretly has a vaccine in it?
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(There are plenty of things one might reasonably criticize or critique Bill Gates for. Trying to secretly embed chips in people via a vaccine is not one of them.)
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Internet: Do you accept Bitcoin?
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With Bill Gates it was 5g chips. Conclusion: brain chips are a better sell than 5g chips.
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im gonna mine dogecoin with my brain an no one is gonna stop me. who needs motor functions anyway.
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I lost vision in one eye, and my other eye is probably going to fail later. Thanks to Elon Musk, I will eventually be able to get a self-driving car; and a neural-link to help me to do high-bandwidth terminal sessions without sight. Bring it on.
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The future of computer to brain interfaces will probably even result in prosthetic eyes that send visual data into the optic nerve.
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What about the 1500 Starlink satellites for the chips to connect to? 👻
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Yes. I sarcastically replied in thread about vaccines & microchips w just the response "wait until you hear about Neuralink". For the record I support both Gates & Musk's efforts. But some Elon fanatics seem to miss the point
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