internet comic man specializing in baggy eyes & human viscera
Joined August 2015
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When you smash down the garbage in the garbage can to make room for more garbage and your hand comes out covered in hummus š®
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Using the random number of seconds that somebody else left on the microwave, to also cook MY food, is how I reduce waste
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Also: just, like, the biggest props to all the workers at the polls. Risking your health in a pandemic, then having all your work so flagrantly disrespected by the freaking president. Iām proud of you
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It is simply amazing to watch all these national broadcasters tiptoe around how colossally unlikeable and unrepentant these Astros are. Once again, baseball encapsulating a moment in time.
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They really decided to call it āMoneyballā when āMathleticsā was right there. Come on
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Do you ever just stand there in your mask, privately reflecting on how bad your breath is?
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I can literally see our season unraveling #CHCvsDET
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