Just another guy chasing the next Mac & Cheese high

Durham, NC
Joined March 2008
One never knows how much one needs to see Keanu Reeves with a rubber ducky on his head until one sees Keanu Reeves with a rubber ducky on his head
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I don’t know what it is But order of operations is VERY important
Toilettenbürstenbenutzungsanweisung
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I’m sick and tired of Big Metal Knife funding so called “scientific” research to stop the local artisanal frozen shit knife maker community
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I'm worried about inflation and the economy is running too hot. Let's explore means-testing here to make sure we don't create an entitlement society.
BREAKING: Senate defense appropriations bill is out giving the Pentagon more than $10 billion than requested, $725.8 billion
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I am once again reminding you that you do not have to say nice things about a war criminal when they die
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I grow old I grow old For a penny this CD Columbia House sold
I grow old I grow old My knee gets stiff if the weather gets cold
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I grow old I grow old My knee gets stiff if the weather gets cold
I grow old I grow old I shall wear orthodic shoes, thickly soled
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This checks out
At the beginning of Cars, Lightning McQueen hears a backfiring sheriff's car and immediately believes he's being shot at – implying both the existence of guns and endemic police violence in the Cars universe.
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Okay sure
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I think “give peace a chance” is a really fun and cute slogan. Like “we could try it out and see what happens idk.” I dig it I wish it was still in vogue
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Some people say things were better back then, as evidence against that I submit this evidence
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Turning humanity's greatest collective action problem into an issue of personal choice that simultaneously serves as an ad campaign for a preening tech company is the most American solution to climate change possible short of just shooting bullets into the sky Yosemite Sam-style.
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What we really need to fight global warming is for Taco Bell to list projected methane emissions on its menu.
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You'll have to take our word for it.
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only smiles from now on
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You can always count on me, sort of.
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Ozy.
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Which was kinda a problem for a media company
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