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Talk about your all time backfires
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"Hah hah! Look at you sheeple getting your vaccine! Hahahahaha!!!" *plop*
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Only a despicable, heartless coward would get himself vaccinated right away and then spend month after month on his cable news show telling his audience NOT to get vaccinated.
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A message from Stewie and Brian:
Watch the new #FamilyGuy Short! Stewie and Brian travel inside Peter’s body to explain how vaccines work. Have questions about the COVID-19 vaccines? Visit GetVaccineAnswers.org for the most accurate and timely facts so we can all get back to the moments we love and miss most.
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This Wilmore Funeral Home truck made laps around Bank of America Stadium before the Panthers game in Charlotte this morning. h/t @yourgeniushands @klanca50
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I just earned the 'Check-in the Dark' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b887313214 #checkinlife #darkmode #untappd
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This dude snapped. Beautifully, may I add. @RexChapman
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"As a Texan" I no longer feel sympathy for covid deniers who die.
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Today @RepRosendale should also learn Americans are more compassionate than he is. RT if it’s an American value to help the weary traveler, in the same way that the Samaritan did in Jesus’s parable in Luke 10:25 after the priest and the Levite looked away.
Today I learned that 75 refugees from Afghanistan will be arriving in Montana. I strongly oppose the resettlement of these Afghan nationals in Montana.
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I debunk the four main GOP arguments against Covid vaccine mandates in 60 seconds. #minuterant Watch/share:
The Mehdi Hasan Show
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🚨 giveaway 🚨 RT for your chance to win some @BreckBrew swag!
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President Bush actually went there. What an eloquent rebuke.
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GOP: Hey, can I spit in your kid's sippy cup? Me: No. GOP: It won't kill 'em Me: Understood. Still no. GOP: I HAVE A RIGHT TO SPIT IN YOUR KID'S CUP Me: The fuck is wrong with you? Nate Silver: Don't understand why people are freaking out about non-lethal spit in children's cups.
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Just dropping this off.
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FLASHBACK: In February 2020, Donald Trump discussed how he empowered the Taliban to take over Afghanistan after America's departure
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I just earned the 'Crisp as Day (Level 14)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b875278888
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I just earned the 'Drink to Ales for ALS (2021)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b875278886 #EndALS #AlesForALS
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