Spotted at DCA: a Butterball Turkey rolling through the TSA security scanner
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Update: the turkey is now waiting in line to board its flight

Nov 23, 2021 · 10:17 PM UTC

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Update: the turkey appeared to have a coveted @SouthwestAir Early Bird boarding situation (Group A, 1-5!) and is comfortably settled into the second row. We are all Austin bound now.
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Replying to @meridithmcgraw
Can you please ask why?
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Well the Pilgrims were not very good at farming so….
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Replying to @meridithmcgraw
Thus my plant-based whatever has the same markings.
Replying to @meridithmcgraw
How many pounds? Is it fresh of have they commenced the thawing process with enough time for Thanksgiving?
Replying to @meridithmcgraw
Hold or cabin luggage?
Replying to @meridithmcgraw
The turkey didn’t have TSA PreCheck?
Replying to @meridithmcgraw
What happens next?!!
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Replying to @meridithmcgraw
Should we be concerned about the lack of refrigeration here?
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They should have checked the turkey (the baggage hold is cold)
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