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The Highway to the Danger Zone
Joined October 2010
Hey. So I made a new audio podcast with my friends. It's all about the best video games ever. There are three episodes so far. I hope you'll listen. Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… Google Podcasts: podcasts.google.com/?feed=aH… Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/61Z3q8…
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The fact that Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's balls are a major news story is still FAR less weird than the fact that Donald fucking Trump was President of the United States for four years.
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Yeah sure sex is great but have you tried learning?
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I know breathing is an involuntary function of the central nervous system, but I don't understand how it's possible to be this stupidly tone deaf and simultaneously have the neurological capacity to inhale and exhale on a regular basis.
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Deciding that people medicine is bad and horse medicine is good is very stupid and terrible and it's killing people.
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My life was melting down in late 2014 after a driver under the influence ploughed into our car. My wife was in the hospital/nursing home for months & out of work for years. During that time, the people at @ign, without exception, went above and beyond to help us both get through.
There's a tweet going around about remembering early career trauma, and whilst I love a good bit of work horror... Alternatively, what's something that happened or someone did for you in your career that reminded you of the good in your industry and the people in it?
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Well, I'm in Raleigh. Wake County? More like "Woke County," amiright?!
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These are very good games.
Annapurna Interactive - Ultimate PS4 Collection Box Set is available from Annapurna ($179) bit.ly/3nhx46O Includes: •Donut County •Gorogoa •Kentucky Route Zero: TV Edition •Outer Wilds •Sayonara Wild Hearts •Telling Lies •Wattam •What Remains of Edith Finch
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Jared Petty retweeted
Since Grand Theft Auto V launched 8 years ago today, I have: -created a ridiculous GTA 5 guide -survived a car wreck -moved 4 times -did stuff at IGN -worked on Star Wars at EA -joined & betrayed Kinda funny -joined & left Google And hey it's launching again in a few months 😅
Since Grand Theft Auto V launched 8 years ago today, I have: -Moved -Quit my job -Started a company -Won a Game Award -Won a SXSW Award -Moved -Gotten married -Moved -Hired the best crew -Become a Dad (Like 97% there) And hey it's launching again in a few months 😅
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Working in a small town pharmacy as a teen, realizing a "customer" is obviously casing the joint, and watching the pharmacy tech hide behind the counter with a loaded handgun til the cops arrived.
What's an early career trauma that has stayed with you? I'll go first: my first boss never gave me deadlines, and when I asked for them she just said "everything is ASAP".
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I've decided to create a new conservative TV news network called "Just Bullshit We Made Up to Get Rich."
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Death in the family then COVID then falling from a broken staircase & laid up 4-6 weeks in constant pain then switching jobs then losing my apartment then moving twice in 3 weeks then all my stuff from CA will arrive late so headed to new home with no furniture why am I stressed?
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Democracy is crumbling before our eyes, the Supreme Court is a nightmare laissez-faire political farce, we're been living in a plague for a year & a half, money's beyond tight for most, & I think very many of us are traumatized by endless hate & death & are losing our minds a bit
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WNC peeps, sorry my busted butt bone kept me away from baseball games or meetups these last few weeks. I'm headed to Raleigh to settle in, but my roots are out here in the west and I'll be back, so stay in touch on Twitter please.
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Open up Jetpack or Atic Atac on Rare Replay. They're fun, interesting, colorful, attractive games built around COLOSSAL technical limitations. The limitations fueled the game design and sparked innovation. That's part of the appeal of retro games: limits made you try new ideas.
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