Master opsec list for defending against government surveillance: Against Russia, use a Russian keyboard layout. Against NSO, use a US phone number. Against China, put "伟大的防火墙" in your bio Against the US, change your legal name to "[US Person 1]" Slowly coming together

9:18 PM · Jul 23, 2021

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If anybody in the world did change their legal name to [US Person 1] and then started selling plutonium or whatever, the US government would come to an absolute standstill trying to work through that mess. It would be incredible.
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No, that's actually their name ... no they're not a US pers... ugh ffs we've already had 67 meetings about this, please, yes, it's stupid, we all hate him so so so so much, just, ... please. He's selling plutonium.
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Here's the report about [US Person 1] entering the United States yesterday, but they're also the third individual mentioned in this report. So we masked [US Person 1] as "[US Person 3]", and ... we already know the WH task force is going to ask us to unmask it and ... ffs kill me
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Suck it NSA, I'm bulletproof now
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Replying to @pwnallthethings
Oh man now I want somebody to really do that last one just to see what happens. Little bobby tables has nothing on that.
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Replying to @pwnallthethings
Against Italy, put pineapple on pizza.
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By Italy you meant humanity right?
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