Master opsec list for defending against government surveillance: Against Russia, use a Russian keyboard layout. Against NSO, use a US phone number. Against China, put "伟大的防火墙" in your bio Against the US, change your legal name to "[US Person 1]" Slowly coming together
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If anybody in the world did change their legal name to [US Person 1] and then started selling plutonium or whatever, the US government would come to an absolute standstill trying to work through that mess. It would be incredible.
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No, that's actually their name ... no they're not a US pers... ugh ffs we've already had 67 meetings about this, please, yes, it's stupid, we all hate him so so so so much, just, ... please. He's selling plutonium.
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Here's the report about [US Person 1] entering the United States yesterday, but they're also the third individual mentioned in this report. So we masked [US Person 1] as "[US Person 3]", and ... we already know the WH task force is going to ask us to unmask it and ... ffs kill me
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Suck it NSA, I'm bulletproof now

9:48 PM · Jul 23, 2021

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I'd contribute to a gofundme to pay for that.
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I’m dying
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Oh, bravo. Brav. O.
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A decidedly unorthodox SEO strategy
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Check and mate.
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Who’s on the intercept? Yes. I mean the fellow’s name. Who. The guy we collected on. Who. The sender of the e-mail... Who!
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Gonna change my name to FNU LNU
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You’re now their biggest target
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I want an email address! 🤣
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