This pandemic has gone on for far too long now and I am going to write a really long letter to the coronavirus telling it that this is really just not on

5:28 PM · Jul 29, 2021

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This better work, because beyond that I'm all out of ideas
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On the other hand, if it does work, gonna be a whole lot of surprised faces at the CDC
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Replying to @pwnallthethings
Already gave it a terrible Yelp review.
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You may be tired of the coronavirus, but the coronavirus is not tired of you
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I want to speak to the coronavirus manager!!
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That's it in essence!
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Replying to @pwnallthethings
If that doesn't work you could hit it hard and hit it fast with a major -- and I mean major -- leaflet campaign, and while it's reeling from that, we'd follow up with a Whist drive, a car boot sale, some street theatre and possibly even some benefit concerts.
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Have you considered asking to talk to its manager?
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Replying to @pwnallthethings
You say this as a joke, but that's actually the UK government's official policy right now.
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It's the policy motivator for a substantial portion of the US
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