This pandemic has gone on for far too long now and I am going to write a really long letter to the coronavirus telling it that this is really just not on
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This better work, because beyond that I'm all out of ideas

5:37 PM ยท Jul 29, 2021

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On the other hand, if it does work, gonna be a whole lot of surprised faces at the CDC
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Replying to @pwnallthethings
Have you tried tweeting at it
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For solidly one and a half years, and look, deaths are down, so I guess it works
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Replying to @pwnallthethings
Could just try getting people vaccinated... I know it's crazy
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Replying to @pwnallthethings
Channel your inner Karen and ask to speak to the pandemic's manager
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Replying to @pwnallthethings
Could probably get a few billion co-signs, if that would help?
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