I like stuff, but there's some other stuff that I don't much care for. Like ending sentences in prepositions. And incomplete sentences.

Springfield, MO
Joined September 2008
I'm gettin' pretty excited about this crepe place that's going to open downtown.
In Las Vegas all change is in dollar bills. Hmm. Wonder why. #stuffivenoticed
Just handed my bro $10 to pick me up some @tacobell #eatlikeaking
Ummm...this is all I've got so far. http://twitpic.com/4cnp3y
Chelsea Bassham retweeted
This magazine cover desperately needs a comma! http://j.mp/hHcf1t (via @SarahFowler)
Sidebar: if anyone's stumped on what to get me for Easter, may I suggest...? #whyspringrocks http://twitpic.com/4c8rvz
Would've rather had a cool pair of jeans. And my receipt blew away in the wind. #whyspringsucks http://twitpic.com/4c8qry
<78>RT @jasongaylor @corywilkerson i bet you miss the great food and diversity too. :)
Goal for the day: learn to shoot fireballs from my hands.
I feel like I've earned something. I don't know what...but I know I've earned it and I know I want it now.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: sporks are an utterly useless utensil. Unless you're eating coleslaw--then they're perfect.
<oh now there's an idea>RT @corywilkerson Dear @groupon - less microdermabrasion, more destroy ticketmaster
Die-uh-bead-us http://yfrog.com/h7crtmsj
Why do dudes always leave a seat between them at the movie theater? I get it--you're not gay. Now scoot together and snuggle up!!
Survey says...? #dbagoryouthpastor http://yfrog.com/h04unwgj
Why is it that douche bags and youth pastors wear the same types of shirts?
Well it's been quite a day.If you feel like google image-ing "prolapsed colon" that'll give you some idea. And w/that I bid you adieu.
http://yfrog.com/h8fytgsj. Oops. This is it.
Listening to my daughter sing along to this makes all this Beiber business a lil more tolerable.
Ant on my face! ANT ON MY FACE!!!!!