I like stuff, but there's some other stuff that I don't much care for. Like ending sentences in prepositions. And incomplete sentences.

Springfield, MO
Joined September 2008
I'm gettin' pretty excited about this crepe place that's going to open downtown.
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In Las Vegas all change is in dollar bills. Hmm. Wonder why. #stuffivenoticed
Just handed my bro $10 to pick me up some @tacobell #eatlikeaking
Ummm...this is all I've got so far. http://twitpic.com/4cnp3y
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Chelsea Bassham retweeted
This magazine cover desperately needs a comma! http://j.mp/hHcf1t (via @SarahFowler)
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Sidebar: if anyone's stumped on what to get me for Easter, may I suggest...? #whyspringrocks http://twitpic.com/4c8rvz
Would've rather had a cool pair of jeans. And my receipt blew away in the wind. #whyspringsucks http://twitpic.com/4c8qry
<78>RT @jasongaylor @corywilkerson i bet you miss the great food and diversity too. :)
Goal for the day: learn to shoot fireballs from my hands.
I feel like I've earned something. I don't know what...but I know I've earned it and I know I want it now.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: sporks are an utterly useless utensil. Unless you're eating coleslaw--then they're perfect.
<oh now there's an idea>RT @corywilkerson Dear @groupon - less microdermabrasion, more destroy ticketmaster
Die-uh-bead-us http://yfrog.com/h7crtmsj
Why do dudes always leave a seat between them at the movie theater? I get it--you're not gay. Now scoot together and snuggle up!!
Survey says...? #dbagoryouthpastor http://yfrog.com/h04unwgj
Why is it that douche bags and youth pastors wear the same types of shirts?
Well it's been quite a day.If you feel like google image-ing "prolapsed colon" that'll give you some idea. And w/that I bid you adieu.
http://yfrog.com/h8fytgsj. Oops. This is it.
Listening to my daughter sing along to this makes all this Beiber business a lil more tolerable.
Ant on my face! ANT ON MY FACE!!!!!
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