Hacker, founder of Grokability & Snipe-IT. Open sourcerer, atheist, NSFW, shitty runner, @hacknotcrime, sudo incarnate, kindest buzzsaw you know. she/her

NYC expat in San Diego
Joined March 2008
The reason I’m so passionate about integrated security is because security touches everything. Yes, servers and backend code and encryption and networks, but also... UI/UX is security. QA is security. Customer support is security. Security is a holistic issue. Always has been.
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“Every Joe Rogan Interview” When I tell you I HOWLED 😂🤣
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There it is, the nuclear option.
BREAKING: Nickelback threatens to release new album unless Spotify removes Joe Rogan.
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A major music service picking Joe Rogan over Neil Young is everything Neil Young has been warning us about for fifty years.
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Dave Grohl and Greg Kurstin covering Barry Manilow’s Copacabana is the #Hanukkah content I’m here for nitter.net/foofighters/stat… 03
Foo Fighters
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1. this is art 2. we all know folk in this headspace... even when it feels hard, check in on them with care
the short answer to this question
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The appeal of Joe Rogan & Jordan Peterson is that they say things that only make sense if you don’t think too hard about it and confirm the biases of guys whose primary characteristic is not thinking hard about things.
Spotify paid more than $100 million dollars for the right to host a podcast where dudes just make up wild shit for an audience of 11 million
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OMG I laughed way too hard at this 😂😂😂
Replying to @briantheruller
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Replying to @briantheruller
twitter is like group therapy but no one heals
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Based on my Twitter feed, a lot of people are struggling today. Hang in there, my friends. Please. The world is better with you in it.
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You're going to have to be more specific.
“We encourage any New Yorker who came into contact with Sarah Palin to get tested.” — Jonah Allon, spokesman for New York City Mayor Eric Adams - h/t @politicalwire
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I seriously just got an email from Inuit with the headline: “Valued Customer, apply for business capital in minutes” You… you don’t even know my company name? I’ve been a customer for 7 years. You want to loan me money, but couldn’t be arsed to do a mail merge? 😂
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Ugh…. Intuit. Not Inuit. My keyboard is fucky. 😩
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I am “getting my own age wrong” years old. I did that once before. I spent a year in my 30s thinking I was a year older than I actually was. My birthday was like Christmas, I got a whole year back. I got it wrong in the wrong direction this time. :(
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I mean, past your 20s, nobody even asks anymore, so it’s not something I keep in my head - and date math is hard 😂😭😩
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Today seems as good a day as any to share these pics of the cat done as a Zen garden with the world
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A traditional Japanese Zen garden or karesansui is a minimalist garden comprised of natural elements of rock, gravel, sand, wood & cat, with few plants &, crucially, no water. Caring for the garden is considered an important part of the meditative process, for you and the garden.
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