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CLE, OH → GVL, SC
Joined August 2009
“Browns close season with 21-16 win over Burrow-less Bengals” 🤔 pretty sure we were missing our starting qb too, no? es.pn/3th2lfr
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no moral victories y’all. we never win games like this. ever. not once in my 44 years have we been on the right side of a game like this. our turn comes never.
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my team and i did a thing
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i’m myles garrett?
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to my peeps in cleveland: chill the fuck out with your all knowing takes on the state of our football team. we’re above .500 and bake is the best qb we’ve had since bernie. or maybe you want the carousel of ncaa journeymen to return?
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this is the most ridiculous take i’ve ever heard which is why it will 100% come true
Odell joining the Lions would be a Disney. A malinged superstar gets signed by a team of castoffs and there misfit coach where he rediscovers his love for the game and helps change the culture, before ditching them at the last second next offseason. Lions go on to win Super Bowl
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Terry Horner retweeted
For GitHub to have achieved what it has, *both* of these had to have happened: 1. The early employees had to build a unique product beloved by nearly everyone. 2. A crew with a different set of skills had to step in and help transform the company into adulthood.
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Terry Horner retweeted
It's Always Depositiony in Phillydelphia
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Browns walking into Pittsburgh...
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I figured out where Parler is moving. I just got off the phone with Four Seasons Total Landscaping and when I asked them if they can do terraform they said yes
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um, yes. police? is this where you report a murder? yes, i’ll hold.
Awfully cruel of Twitter to sever Donald Trump Jr's only connection to his father
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Terry Horner retweeted
When I joined the military, I took an oath to defend my country against all threats, foreign and domestic. These are seditionists. These are domestic enemies. These are the same people refusing to wear masks because they feel it's their right to spread coronavirus.
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things that hadn’t been invented yet the last time the browns were in the playoffs: my apple watch and the 92 bpm it was clocking during the last 5 minutes of the game.
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pretty sure that’s a textbook example of a illegal hit on a defenseless receiver.
jesus was an alien
In 5 words or less, start a fight without politics
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