Likes holding cats and grudges.

Rochester, NY
Joined May 2019
If 2020 was a performance.
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How do any of us go to sleep after watching an episode of SUCCESSION
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Here's Vincent Price and an armload of cats.
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Me to myself when my niece tells me she wants Birkenstock clogs for Christmas
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Me when I hear low-rise jeans are back
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I’ve watched enough cooking shows to know that you always check your ingredients list before starting to prepare a recipe AND YET
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Hope my neighbors like the new Adele or it’s gonna be a long weekend
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Food. Holidays. Tradition. Every recipe has a story. Join @PadmaLakshmi for a special season of Taste The Nation: Holiday Edition on November 4. 🍽️ #TasteTheNation
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I absolutely will see this but I shrieked when I saw the title
shh. (puts a soft finger on your lips) just watch this movie trailer without knowing the title and let the feeling move you
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S2 of “The Baby-sitters Club” including “Claudia and the Sad Goodbye” is honestly rude to my tear ducts
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What’s the worst meal and why is it lunch
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Tear down the statues of Christopher Columbus and replace him with our greatest Italian American, Marisa Tomei, you FUCKING cowards.
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no no THIS chunky sweater is going to be the thing that plugs the black hole in my anxious brain
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happy bunnicula month to all who celebrate
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Have watched a lot of high school sports and I think I’ve decided that most parents should be banned from attending games
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Am available for hire as that friend in the group chat who talks shit about anyone who has wronged you
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If we all have to go back talking on the telephone because group chat drama can be subpoenaed I will never forgive any of you.
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🎶we're darcy and darcy ooOOOoooOOOoooo🎶
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