he/dumby/dumbass. securing the needful.

Seattle, WA
Joined August 2013
WTF are you even doing Windows
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I am so fucking sick of chatbots on websites. I really hate being harassed with popups and sound just because I'm viewing your website. it's just shy of being as obnoxious as those old Internet ads that had emojis yelling at you.
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anyone got recommendations for a USB-C dock that will support 5k@60hz with power and USB?
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I wish the PBP feature of the Samsung ultrawide was a little more intelligent. I'd love for it to auto pickup PBP on one input, and go back to single screen mode for another. but maybe I'll deal with the hassle of manually switching it because having 2 separate screens is nice.
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in that case I could go with a more standard dual 2k dock, but I also like the option of just going full 5k sometimes as well... bah.
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i fucking love dunking on people on the i n t e r n e t
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oh noooooo... twice today I've had to feel like the expert in domains that are not my expertise... to fix issues with people who are experts in those domains. I mean my diverse background is exactly what prepares me for these moments but they're still intimidating af.
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In an unexpected twist, I'm looking for a new role in #Intelligence/#OSINT, #Investigations, or #Cybersecurity/#Infosec & would appreciate any intros or leads. Please RT for reach. I'm open to Full-Time, Part-Time, Temp, or Contract. I prefer remote. I'm also open to travel.
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劾 Entry Level Job Alert劾 @Target is looking for a SOC analyst. This position is on one of my peer teams inside our Cyber Fusion Center. It's a great place to work, surrounded by smart people, on a team committed to your growth and development. target.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com
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holy shit somehow CVE-2021-42574 passed by me this month. now I'm catching up and LOOOOOOOL
other CVEs: this specific source code has a specific bugs CVE-2021-42574 : all source code may contain bugs pack it up folks; we're done here
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Announcing our Blue Team Con 2022 CFP Opens: December 6th at 9:00am CST. Closes: January 31st at 11:59:59pm CST. We look forward to reviewing all of your submissions. All are invited and welcome to submit. Please visit blueteamcon.com/2022/CFP for further information.
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Security isn't all about stopping the worst people from doing terrible things. It's safety. It's guiderails and signs. Communication and contributing to a social consciousness is 95% of what we do as an industry.
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The old adage is "locks don't keep criminals out, they keep honest people honest". I think it's so important that we don't let that idea slip from the community. An incredible amount of what we do is to help people stay honest, and know they're doing the right thing.
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hi, I'm looking for a remote gig > threat intel > honeypot design > designing + coding tools (python,golang,bash) > databases, data analysis & processing (regex and more) > technical leadership i can probably do anything you put in front of me though, try me! shares welcome
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aaaaannd I found an attack payload that crashes the application victim side.... do I know anyone good with apple mobile apps that has some bandwidth for assisting a student research team? could reeeeally use some expertise
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(146/147) Even if she divorces me and takes the kids away, I know she will eventually understand. The 186k USD bankloan is worth it if it was for an NFT investment. But I understand not everyone is aware of the potential of NFTs yet. Anyway, I'm sorry if this thread was a
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MEANWHILE, ACROSS TOWN, SPIDER-MAN IS BUSY TAKING DOWN ALT. DIMENSION UNCLE SAM色
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